Michael

Heyy ladies! How’re y’all? Check this out—I’ve got great news! Certainly, you’re on here trying to find someone worth speaking to, right? Well, stop looking! I’m right here! For real!

Far as I can see, there’s only about 10% of us down here who are actually good people. (Yeah, it’s kinda bad over here.) But like I said, good news—you found one of us! If you’re reading this, I want to talk to you.

As you can see from my picture, I’m gorgeous! But just chill, there’s more—I’ve got great character and energy, and I’m really charismatic. Like, for real, I’m told my higher power blessed me beyond words. And I want you to see for yourself. I will put a permanent smile on your lips.

So let me tell you a little bit of history. In 1990, the greatest thing happened—me! My wonderful mother brought me into the fam with my two older sisters. I’m the youngest. I’m 34. My family is awesome! They should’ve given them a TDCJ# too ‘cause they’ve been doing time for real. They got my back. I got theirs.

I’ve been here almost 11 years. I had a drug problem with prescription medications—started out legit, then I started filling my own scripts, and from there things kinda went south. I have a mixture of charges that are all in the fraud/theft/unauthorized use category. Oh yeah, I also ran from the cops in my car. A bunch of times. (Oh yeah, I drive—very well! And somehow I’ve always been blessed with a real nice car, most of the time with performance mods. You’ll see when I come home.)

Anyway, it was a problem for me to pull over on the side of the road to speak with authorities while I’m riding dirty. I’m not cool with that. But more good news—I’m not going to do any of the things I did, again. For real. I’ve got plans to just work and hang out with you.

I also want to add that I don’t have any aggravated crimes (but I’m still aggravated I’m here), and I never harmed anyone. I’m good people, far as I can see. For real though!

I’m hoping to come home soon, and when I do, I’m on my best behavior. For real! I see parole again 1/28. I’ve got some certificates and other accomplishments to show them. My attorney does plan to try to pull me up early, but I’m still thinking 2028.

So, I feel like I’ve put enough info out there about me. I strongly encourage you to e-message me, or set up the phone, or both. I’m just looking for someone with good character to ride with and maybe build something—friends or more.

As of right now, this is what I’ve got going on. I’m in a cell by myself all day. I work out, play games on my tablet, take educational classes, and watch movies. I like to watch movies with someone out there watching the same thing—gives me a feeling of companionship. I did have a wife that used to watch them with me, but her boyfriend is becoming too much. Lol! We were already set for divorce once, but she didn’t make the court date. I don’t blame her—I wouldn’t want a divorce from me either. Haha!

You are welcome to look at my social media for additional information, but I really hope you pull up on my tablet. Get it straight from me.

Oh yeah, I also write. I’ve got some books here ready to be published. Some bad-@$$ books. True stories. I’m not one of those guys that thinks they got something—I know I got something! Haha! But for real, I’m working on getting published. I just haven’t decided where or with who yet, but believe me, I got options. I’m just indecisive is all.

Anyway, I think you should write me. Tell me what you got going in life and let’s try to build something. I mean, you’re on here for a reason, right? I’m your guy! I’m who you’re looking for!

Hope to hear from you soon. I’m going to get some sleep now—my gorgeous eyes are hurting.